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Ten best brand names in the world From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 hours old)

Bum - crisps from Spain Cool-Piss - yogurt drink from Korea Crap's - French chocolate Erektus - Romanian energy drink Fanny - strawberry jam from Peru Finger Marie - rich tea biscuits in Sweden … more

Best names for chemicals ever From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 hours old)

Arsenolite - cubic arsenic trioxide Dickite - Mineral named after Alan Brugh Dick Fuchsite - green form of Muscovite Fucitol - type of alcohol devived from seaweed Fukalite - mineral found in Fuka… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 hours old)

Tea is for mugs.… more

Children in need From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 hours old)

I wasn't surprised to see that postmen have raised £300,000 for Children in Need. Well they have had a lot of free time lately haven't they. … more

Now this is weird - Sisters Euro Pop Metal with Demon Shouty From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 hours old)

The Ghost Dance sent me looking for something by the sisters and I found this by a German Goth Metal band called Crematory Like the jolly synth! … more

Ghost Dance Celebrate From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (7 hours old)

I used to love this band. Formed by Gary Marx who was one of the early guitarists with the Sisters of Mercy and Anne Marie formerly of the Skeletal Family. I saw them twice, once at the Pink Toothb… more

Mexican style chicken wraps From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (7 hours old)

This is something I knocked up to use some left over salad and herbs and some reduced to clear chicken and wraps. Made six burrito style wraps which served three. First into a pan goes some oil, sm… more

End of Week Report : Week 134 From chrisistoofat in Chris is Still Too Fat (12 hours old)

First a summary of yesterday (Friday, 20 November 2009) : Calories : 1820. Improvement in the right direction but possibly explained partly by previous day's excess. Not brilliant thus. Exerci… more

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (15 hours old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (16 hours old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

Downtime From RacyTracy ^Pro in (23 hours old)

Just got in from Street Pastoring, a fairly busy night, no hassles just good natured fun and laughter. It's always great to see the town like that. Gonna have a lie in tomorrow, I've got absolutely no… more

The Saguaro Cactus - Carnigiea Gigantea From kaowinston ^Pro in On the Move (1 day old)

The Saguaro is the largest cactus in the United States, and reaches a height of mid-thirties to forty feet. Lucky ones more grow even taller, to a height of fifty feet. They are seen at their best … more

Memories of Summer From kaowinston ^Pro in kaowinston succulents (1 day old)

These Opuntia photographs were taken in my greenhouse during the Summer of 2009… more

Blasphemy From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

I see that a group of 56 Islamic countries want the international community to implement laws making blasphemy a crime. This won't do. While I can respect people having belief they must not be allo… more

Pudsey Police From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

They were round this morning going from desk to desk with their little bucket. Look I have nothing against charity but it pisses me off when people are coerced into it by exerting peer pressure at… more

Daily Report : Day 6 Week 134 From chrisistoofat in Chris is Still Too Fat (1 day old)

Sad summary of yesterday (Thursday) : Calories : 2400. Having just added it up, it shocked me too. Exercise : 60 mins on bike; the only crumb of comfort I can offer. Best get out there and d… more

I'm a Celebrity Get me in Here From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

where the expenses will be brill. Call me Dave's latest idea is to put Carol Vorderman in the Lords so that she could be Minister of education in a Tory cabinet. Is he having a laugh, at this ra… more

Daily Report : Day 5 Week 134 From chrisistoofat in Chris is Still Too Fat (2 days old)

Summary of yesterday (Wednesday) : Calories : 1956. At least I am consistently over the top. Exercise : 60 mins bike ride. Hampshire Wildlife Trust has introduced a herd of black cattle (8) … more

Swordfish From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 days old)

Will I ever stay awake beyond the bit where Halle Berry is wearing those little orange pants?… more

Lunatic Drivers From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 days old)

What is the problem with waiting at Traffic Lights? On my way to Sainsburys tonight this mad bitch decided not to wait at the lights but drove her fucking enormous pig ugly Rangerover around the th… more

Mid-Week Report Week 134 From chrisistoofat in Chris is Still Too Fat (3 days old)

First, a summary of yesterday (Tuesday) : Calories : 1989. I know; I should not have had a Mars Bar at the evening football match. Exercise : 60 mins out on bike at last. So that was a bit bet… more

International rescue! From deana24 in Road To Nowhere (3 days old)

All right, so I wasn't quite as well turned out as a Lady Penelope Creighton Ward and my pink roller was certainly nowhere to be seen, but I carried out a daring rescue the other night on Oxford Road.… more

Advertisement for New Album From Davidives in Dave's Negative Blogs (4 days old)

Here's a little advert i made for my new album (which is ALMOST finished) Should be done near the end of this month There are 3 samples from 3 songs on this video. There will be 10 or 11 track… more

Moorcock to write Dr Who Novel From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (4 days old)

Reading the BBC News pages today I discovered that Michael Moorcock has been asked by the BBC to write an all new Dr Who novel. Ohhhhhh I thought that will be interesting given Mike's interest in mult… more

Clown Fish From Davidives in Dave's Negative Blogs (4 days old)

I stand there in the cold. I should have worn a bigger coat today. Be too warm in the afternoon in exchange for insulation at night? Not worth it. I still stand there in the cold. Every bus that’s not… more

Fishy From deana24 in Road To Nowhere (4 days old)

How is it the smell of fish clings to everything, permeates everywhere and hangs around forever? Having griddled trout last night for tea (not a brilliant idea as it turned out, but the griddle pan… more

Daily Report : Day 3 Week 134 From chrisistoofat in Chris is Still Too Fat (4 days old)

Summary of yesterday (Monday) : Calories : 1933. It might look a lot but it is an improvement on recent days. Exercise : 40 mins running. Actually I walked some of it. Just felt really letharg… more

This is how I live From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (5 days old)

I was in Aberdeen last week doing a show at the Lemon Tree, a storm lashed the Granite City, and sideways rain like a giant fire hose was drenching each street at a specific annoying angle. The new … more

Daily Report : Day 2 Week 134 From chrisistoofat in Chris is Still Too Fat (5 days old)

Summary of yesterday (Sunday) : Calories : Again, dunno. Never kept a count. Slipping. Exercise : Nothing specific. Got dragged in to repair fence blown down by Saturday's storm which affe… more

Hello Santa! From deana24 in Road To Nowhere (5 days old)

On the theme of Santa, I ran into him on the escalators of Kendals department store on Thursday evening. He came up behind me as I was exiting the lingerie department. (A small shopping trip designed,… more