Early to bed,
And early to rise,
Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and able to play Grand Theft Auto 4 before going to work. A good start to a Friday I reckon, nice to be back and walk straight into a job again. Again, For at least the seventh time.
This morning I had to keep myself entertained after going to bed far too early (I cannot admit how early, for fear of shame and children pointing me out in the street) and put the photos from my little European trip onto my laptop, ready to be shown off on Facebook in my best attempts at looking cool on the internet: the reason we are all here, after all 
It turns out I had at the time been a relentless photo whore (no surprise there really) and of course I remembered all those places I forgot as I went through it all, but I also saw for the first time since it happened The Incident of the Humping Monkey, which I will now share with you all:
Enjoy! You mad, twisted crazies, you 
