The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
Just a very quick note to say how much I hate spam, having recieved a truly incredible piece of sub-human rubbish on facbook this morning, and I'm also needing to do something while waiting for the Kiwis here to get ready to go to town.
I'm in Melbourne - I freakin' made it to Australia.
Hangover prevents me from jubilant activity, suffice to say it's pretty cool 'round here 
Because a few cruel idiots want everyone else to be as pathetic as them, a Facebook group exists telling everyone that Bill Gates, the world's most obvious billionairre, is sharing his fortune. Yes, that's what I thought too. How do these people survive in the real world.
I just hope none of them are breeding.
Anyway I took it upon myself to report the group, sending this to the Facebook admistration people;
`Spam spam spam, luvverly spaaaaam.... Puerile and insipid chain letter spam, I don't know why people bother making these things.
Obviously a waste of everyone's time, this group is total sham and apart from anything else is helping to spread the staggering menace of `stupid` that's all too common already.
Please not only remove this group but track down and hunt the creator across open ground.
Thank you.
O Lord, save us from the retards.`
..which I hope will get the message across. What I want to know, though, is why people go to such lengths as to try and make these things stick.
I mean, it must really hurt having to think of this sort of thing when you clearly haven't the power to, say, write a shopping list without tripping over the floor, so why do these people bother?
Surely far better to go to your meetings, take your meds, collect your welfare cheques and eventually die quietly somewhere without stretching yourself.
