I'll just say this right off the bat; chain letters are evil, vile things that stem from the same warped and corrosive mentality that fuels computer viruses, that in turn cost us all time, money and stress, and they are started off by people only one step from being an impotent little computer hacker.

Now, having got that all set straight for you, this is me taking part in one :lol:
It's a meme more constructive and less irritating than a chain letter, I just noticed it on Mrs. F's blog and realised my answers give me a dark and delicious sense of satisfaction.

Where is your mobile phone? Decomissioned :D
Significant other? Genuine
Your hair? Adjustable
Your Mother? Deserving
Your father? Acheiving
Your favourite thing? Novelty
Your dream last night? Unhinged
Your favorite drink? Tea
Your dream/goal? Ambitious
The room you're in? Restaurant
Your ex? Happy
Your fear? Complacency
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Space :idea:
Where were you last night? Cambodia
What you're not? Bored
One of your wish list items? Career
Where you grew up? England
The last thing you did? Improved
What are you wearing? Shirt
Your TV? Antipodal :D
Your pets? None
Your computer? Indispensable
Your life? Compelling ;)
Your mood? Chipper
Missing someone? Loads
Your car? Crashed :P
Something you're not wearing? Tutu ;)
Favourite Store? Internet
Your summer? Perpetual :D
Like someone? Most :)
Your favourite colour? All
Last time you laughed? Today
Last time you cried? Joyfully

Feeling just a touch smug.... :> :> :>